Meet Mark

Hey all! In case you didn't know, I've been dating a boy named Mark. He's really great. He taught me where to hide stuff so the cops don't find it when they pat you down. And he's really considerate. He doesn't even ask me anymore if I want the pot when he smokes it. Isn't he sweet?


P.S. This is all sarcasm. Mark doesn't do drugs. I wouldn't date someone like that either. Have a little more faith in me.